Really People, Really?

I get that 'Tiz the Season' and all, but this is an actual photo of a LINEUP to get into the diamond merchant at the Yorkdale Mall. Savvy shoppers sat like cattle at the trough, because the burly security guards won’t let the anxious shopping crowds in all at once.

Just like the shitty convenience store that won’t let more than two grade-school kids in at any one time (for fear of losing either porno mags or hubba-bubba) you too can place your pride upon the shelf, be treated like a crook, so you can drop more money on ring-bling than more people make in a year.

Hop to it lemmings! Hop friggin to it!


Speaking of things that hippity-hop…check this out....

A loving grandmother, after lingering at the Calendar Kiosk for fifteen minutes, has chosen ‘Suicide Bunnies’ to adorn her fridge in the coming year.

Somebody really ought to be paying more attention when they visit granny this season, and perhaps check her into Shady-Care Manor so she can get some supervision.

Assuming she get this far into the new year, here is a snapshot of what awaits her in 'March' 2011...

 

Oh, and one last thing.

The kid's school has a 'Wall of Fame" and I stuck my own sticky-note on the wall. It took the administration almost 8 school days to notice it.